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February 18th, 2004, 06:13 PM
#1
TastinGood
Guest
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into
a room to meet with his accountant.
The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million
bucks you embezzled from me? "
The accountant does not answer.
The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and
cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well...ask him where the damn money is"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where
the 3 million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking
about."
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what
you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the
temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him
again where the damn money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it
is!"
The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in
a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you don't
have the guts to pull the trigger."
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February 18th, 2004, 11:50 PM
#2
Inactive Member
*giggling my motherfucking ass off*
That was a good one !!!! LOL* [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
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February 19th, 2004, 10:39 AM
#3
HB Forum Owner
ha ha ha....
*wonders why a godfather would have an accoutant
and didn't previously know he was deaf and mute*
*continues to laugh at joke anyway*
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