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    TastinGood
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    A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into
    a room to meet with his accountant.

    The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million
    bucks you embezzled from me? "
    The accountant does not answer.

    The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you
    embezzled from me?"

    The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and
    cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."

    The Godfather says, "Well...ask him where the damn money is"
    The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where
    the 3 million dollars is.

    The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking
    about."

    The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what
    you are talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the
    temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him
    again where the damn money is!"

    The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it
    is!"

    The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in
    a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

    The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"

    The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you don't
    have the guts to pull the trigger."

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    *giggling my motherfucking ass off*

    That was a good one !!!! LOL* [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

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    ha ha ha....

    *wonders why a godfather would have an accoutant
    and didn't previously know he was deaf and mute*


    *continues to laugh at joke anyway*

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